Fashion Retail Buyer Gifts

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Cut Price

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Joined at the hipster.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Scarf puts hat back on.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"That shirt is so last year."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Customer Convention

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Western Outfitters.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."