Fashion Retail Buyer Pillows

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Cut Price

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"That shirt is so last year."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

Western Outfitters.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

The Mummy's Purse...

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Customer Convention