Shoe Store Employees Gifts

"Do you have any loafers?"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Would you like to try them out?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

We stock ALL sizes...

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'This must be the work clothes section.'

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"They're a little tight."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"Just groceries? Oh I see..."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

'I need a new scent.'

'Madam's wedgie runneth over.'

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

Italian Shoes.

'Do you have this style in a larger size?'

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

'This anti-ageing cream is well past it's sell-by date!'

'You asked for a shoe horn.'

"Do you sell crocodile shoes?"

Shoe Shop, 'Here Comes Trouble.'

On Their Way