Shoe Shop Employee Gifts

Here comes trouble...

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Would you like to try them out?"

We stock ALL sizes...

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"They're a little tight."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

"I think the sign says World's Greatest Chew Treat Store Ever!"

Italian Shoes.

"This duck call costs more than my cell phone did."

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

'Do you have this style in a larger size?'

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

'Madam's wedgie runneth over.'

'You asked for a shoe horn.'

A Salesperson's Dilemma

'Do you have this shoe in size 34DD?'

'You're in luck. I think we have a pair of boots that size. I'll see if I can find them.'

"We've done it Larry! One hundred percent market share!"