Shoe Shop Employee Gifts

Here comes trouble...

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Would you like to try them out?"

We stock ALL sizes...

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"They're a little tight."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Shop signs.

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

'Madam's wedgie runneth over.'

"I think the sign says World's Greatest Chew Treat Store Ever!"

"This duck call costs more than my cell phone did."

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

'Do you have this style in a larger size?'

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

'Our tests show this to be a more aerodynamic position.'

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

Italian Shoes.

'You asked for a shoe horn.'

"Do you sell crocodile shoes?"

'Do you have this shoe in size 34DD?'

A Salesperson's Dilemma