Shoe Store Employees Prints

"Do you have any loafers?"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Would you like to try them out?"

We stock ALL sizes...

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'This must be the work clothes section.'

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"They're a little tight."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"Just groceries? Oh I see..."

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"I'm off to the cinema, darling, see you here later."

'I need a new scent.'

'Do you have this style in a larger size?'

"Ahhh, you're in luck! You got our last 150 pairs in stock."

'Madam's wedgie runneth over.'

Italian Shoes.

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

'You asked for a shoe horn.'

'This anti-ageing cream is well past it's sell-by date!'

'Have you got one that will hold a pizza?'

"Do you sell crocodile shoes?"

A Salesperson's Dilemma