Opening A Furniture Shop T-Shirts

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Important Food Groups

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Check out this new store."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Nick Offerman

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Introverted Chair

Naked Furniture

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Irritable dowel syndrome

'I hate to let you go, Walker, but these Ottoman prices have really come down.'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Bob's DIY Store

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"I've been researching a little furniture company that I'd like to rearrange."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'