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Sale. Everything Must Go.

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

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Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

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There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Lost. Readi

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Love is Blind.

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Check out this new store."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Pirate eye test

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'It's Blurred.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

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