Opening A New Optician Shop Prints

Sale. Everything Must Go.

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Important Food Groups

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Check out this new store."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Pirate eye test

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

The latest in Eyewear.

'It's Blurred.'