Opening A New Office T-Shirts

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'Flexi-space.'

Office for rent and Hooray!

'Office amenities' dangled by 'Leasing agents'

"It does make a statement."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

ACME FINANCIAL ADVISORS, SQUARE ONE, 'We need to relocate - this is a TERRIBLE address.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Modular Offices

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"Well, marge. I made it. I got that window office I always wanted!!"

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."