Getting A New Office T-Shirts

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Between Offices

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

The Move.

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Modular Offices

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"