Opening A Grocery Store Gifts

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

Bad for you but to die for

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Important Food Groups

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Check out this new store."

Non-Humble Pie.

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

New Marvel Heroes

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Low Hanging Fruit

Grocery Shopping

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Artificial Isle

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Blackjack: free lemonade!