Opening A Grocery Store Prints

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

Bad for you but to die for

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Important Food Groups

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Non-Humble Pie.

"Check out this new store."

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

New Marvel Heroes

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Low Hanging Fruit

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Hardware. You're right, maybe we should sell hammers by the "pound."

Grocery Shopping

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Artificial Isle