Retail Development Gifts

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Larry's used art

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

How Amazon was invented

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Sale.

D.I.Y

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."