Retail Management Gifts

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

"Now that's what I call customer satisfaction."

'Unfortunately my staff are now all working flexitime.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'They're bored in kitchenware------they must be quiet too'

"Baldo, you're 20 minutes late! I'm adding a note to your file."

'Our company president, Mr. Tink, will be visiting our store this week. I want everything to be perfect. That means everything where it belongs.'

'I guess Hopkins is due for a transfer!'

Sales Clerk tricks woman into an instant merchandise exchange.

"How do you make any money?"

'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'

Sign in store - 'Under New Mismanagement'

"We're drawing down our inventory since it can't seem to tear itself away."

"They've been having a lot of trouble recently with shoplifting."

"I can't get these new codes straight!"

"It's not just one incident - several of our customers have expressed their concern about your negative vibes."

"Wait a minute - these are just the Ten Commandments of great customer service."

Larry's used art

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Cut Price

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'She's so put together!'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."