Retail Managers Gifts

Stores of Mystery

The Texas Chainstore Massacre

"Our new furniture is a remarkable piece of Japanese technology that changes ambience depending on your mood."

Larry's used art

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

How Amazon was invented

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"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Sale.

D.I.Y

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''