Retail Professional Gifts

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'I'm dissatisfied with life in general.'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

Healthy Chocolate Co.

Chster K. Crimpknuckle, the undisputed King of stepladder salesmen.

Hand bags and more

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

A man walks past a homewares store that has a large sign in the window that reads "Appliance Riot! - Everything in stock priced at least 15% lower than this time next year".

"Does it double as a home office?"

"So with 50% sale discount, plus the 30% early bird reduction, a 10% bonus for paying in full and a $100 cash back... we owe you $1.75"

Signage

Early on-line shopping

Bedding level 1. Spawning level 8.

Loud mouthed car sales man selling a car advertised 'with windbag'

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...

'It's a very hot item, right now.'

Happy Presidents Day!

'And all belts at Harry's Big Man Shop come equipped with a cup holder.'

'Calendar 2000' door to door salesman

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

Salesman trying to sell Gorilla Food to a Gorilla - but the Gorilla fancies him to eat!

'I've come down for a lie down - I've been in retail therapy.'

Retail therapy.

"Could you at least leave the store before you buy that on Amazon?"

"One owner. The guy lost his license"

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

no shops on the high st.com

Roadkill for sale

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."