Retail Work Gifts

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"This is the customer care hot line. We make it a priority at Auto y Rod Inc. to put the customer first!"

"How was work?"

Self-Checkout: Does Not Mean Access To Employee Lounge!

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

"How many auto parts stores do you think there are in this state?"

"I know what you're thinking...but I think I'm good at what I do."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

"Oh I'm willing to take a minimum wage job. I'm just not willing to work at one."

Shop clerk neglects to watch the till when checking for fake money.

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

Man is fired by fishing rod.

"So, Baldo, do you remember when you started working here?"

'Frankly I'm disappointed in your commitment to late night shelf stacking.'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

Larry's used art

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Cut Price

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'She's so put together!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Home depot."

A women in a shoeshop.