Retail Staff Gifts

Hand sanitizer

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve'

'Can you help me find a book I saw here a few months ago? It was a hardcover...and...lots of pages inside. Do you have any like that?'

Customer walking into a store with a sign saying "No shirt, no shoes, no service" with no pants on

How much would you take off for cash?

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

'It's a box set of box sets.'

"We're all slimming from the manager down!"

'Great, you've shelved all the education books...'

"These new self-service tills will certainly cut our staff bills."

Larry's used art

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

New Suit.

New Shoes.

"How was work?"