Retail Staff Mugs

Hand sanitizer

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve'

'Can you help me find a book I saw here a few months ago? It was a hardcover...and...lots of pages inside. Do you have any like that?'

Customer walking into a store with a sign saying "No shirt, no shoes, no service" with no pants on

How much would you take off for cash?

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

"We're all slimming from the manager down!"

'Great, you've shelved all the education books...'

"These new self-service tills will certainly cut our staff bills."

Larry's used art

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

New Suit.

New Shoes.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'