I'd like a refund please. Christmas cost me an arm and a leg this year!
Retail Store Employee Mugs
Surprise a retail store employee with a mug that makes their shift brighter. Perfect for coffee breaks, these mugs add humor and appreciation to their workday.
Killer Executive Suits.
'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'
"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'
'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"
'She's so put together!'
Special offer on snakeskin ties.
"Most of these pelts were suicides."
I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.
A women in a shoeshop.
"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
Friday
New Suit.
"How was work?"
'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'
"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."
Sale! Weed Whackers
New Shoes.
'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'
'I'd like to return this, please.'
"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"
'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'
Hardy Annuals
Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.
"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"
"We need a union!'
Lioness Shops for Snacks.
'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'
Unfinished Funiture Store.
Item #3715 - cozy cardigan
Shoes Make The Man
Retail Store Employee Mugs Collection
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Retail Store Employee Prints
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