Store Manager Gifts

'You're right; there's a frozen pea on the floor. I'll cordon off the area, sound the store alarm and call in the disposal experts.'

I don't care if your combined age is around 50...I'm not selling you alcohol.'

"They're fake. Part of the new false sense of security system."

Good customer service.

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.

Dummys for Windows.

'I'm the oldest employee in the store...I've been here from Hi-Fi to Wifi.'

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Ed's Dry Goods: "Lost Our Motivation. Everything Must Go!"

"So, what's new?"

'We can fix it for $79 or you can buy a new one for $12.99.'

Bulk Food/ Stuff we swept off the floor.

"When were you thinking of trying to get us to call, luv?"

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

Man returning Christmas tree after Christmas is over.

Bottled water - Spring, sparkle and classic.

Pawn Shop - Selling Pawns.

Patience Tested While You Wait.

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

Loyalty Card

'So that's what they mean by 'shop until you drop'.'

'We've been robbed!'

'I'm dissatisfied with life in general.'

Welcome Back.

'So next time we help a customer take from a pyramid stack, which can should we choose ?'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Marks & Spencer refund counters: 'No quibble refunds' and 'Quibble refunds'

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.'

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'So you want a transfer from light fittings.'

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Convenience Store Entrance is Inconvenient.

Sale: All Doors Massively Reduced!