Retail Industry Gifts

Dummys for Windows.

'I tried to put a positive spin on the whole situation.'

"Elwood Buford, for 17 years affixed permanent price stickers on merchandise for Home Depot."

"It's been terrible for business, but Mr. Davis worked here for 27 years and put it in his will that he be entombed here!"

"Stupid big chains..."

Godzilla, freelance corporate strategist

"Congratulations on yer retirement. . ."

ASDA Redundancies

Larry's used art

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Cut Price

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Home depot."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

A women in a shoeshop.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"How was work?"

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

How Amazon was invented

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."