Retail Industry Prints

'I tried to put a positive spin on the whole situation.'

"Elwood Buford, for 17 years affixed permanent price stickers on merchandise for Home Depot."

"It's been terrible for business, but Mr. Davis worked here for 27 years and put it in his will that he be entombed here!"

"Stupid big chains..."

"Congratulations on yer retirement. . ."

Larry's used art

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Cut Price

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Home depot."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"How was work?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

How Amazon was invented

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'