Retail Market Gifts

"Grass...grass...and grass!"

Larry's used art

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Cut Price

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Home depot."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Hardy Annuals

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

How Amazon was invented

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'