Retail Market Mugs

"Grass...grass...and grass!"

Larry's used art

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Home depot."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

How Amazon was invented

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'