Market Retailer Mugs

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Larry's used art

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Cut Price

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Home depot."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

How Amazon was invented

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'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Why markets crash.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

D.I.Y

Sale.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"