Market Retailer Mugs

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Larry's used art

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Cut Price

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

A women in a shoeshop.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Home depot."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Hardy Annuals

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

How Amazon was invented

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

D.I.Y

Sale.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"