Retail Developer Gifts

Retail construction in a parkway.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

Larry's used art

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Cut Price

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Home depot."

A women in a shoeshop.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Bright idea

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

How Amazon was invented