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Retail construction in a parkway.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Larry's used art

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Home depot."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Bright idea

A women in a shoeshop.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."