Real Estate Developers T-Shirts

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

"It needs a bit of work."

"You are looking at our future billion dollar building extension..."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."