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Mall Redesign Competition Winner.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Larry's used art

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Demure lady with gloves

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

' A good idea '

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

I quilt therefore I am

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Victorian Lady

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Bad hair day!

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.