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Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Director/Action Man toy.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Demure lady with gloves

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

I quilt therefore I am

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Bad hair day!

Victorian Lady

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'She's so put together!'

The Style of Elements