Accessory Designer T-Shirts

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Director/Action Man toy.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A women in a shoeshop.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I stand corrected."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

An idea box in a shower

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Floss Street Vendor

Do you like my bling?

It's more than a mike!

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."