Store Opening Prints

Fred's Goldfish and Aquariums.

Grand Opening

'Well Max, we're ready to go. We got our fish, we got our ice, and our data processing system is on line.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"I come here for the pepper."

Painting taking root...

Important Food Groups

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Check out this new store."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

Ghostbasters 3

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

Rodins rotten juggler

The Battle of the Pictures.

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'That reminds me, what wine are you serving this evening?'

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."