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Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"I come here for the pepper."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"This is our soft opening."

Shaken not stirred

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Garlic Free Zone.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Local food for local consumption

American style Greek cafe.

'Cooking'

Ghostbasters 3

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Check out this new store."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Kentucky Fried Horse

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Body by Jake