Opening A New Cafe T-Shirts

'When things are slow'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Shaken not stirred

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I come here for the pepper."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Ghostbasters 3

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

American style Greek cafe.

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Coffee Menu

"I'd say business was brisk."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Body by Jake

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Anton's Bar and Grill

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

Cook and Octopus

"Toby - you did book the relief chef, right?"

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'It takes all day to eat it.'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

'A cafe is just a failed restaurant really, isn't it?'

'Haven't you something a little more of an OLDER vintage?'

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

Devil's Kitchen - "This soup is cold!"