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Lisa's cafe

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

Coffee Menu

How About Serving Us For a Change

Coffee

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

'It takes all day to eat it.'

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

A turning point in the fight against rampact secularisation: the cafe priant.

Bookuccino. A melding of book and drink.

"Here's your... neti pot... to share..."

'A cafe is just a failed restaurant really, isn't it?'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

The Lesser Pyramids

'MILK FIGHT!'

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

"Okay, but next time lunch is on me!"