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"Pardon me, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation."

Fashion Cafe I'll not have whatever you're not having

"I do understand that you're going through a long, dark night of the soul - but couldn't you do it somewhere else?"

'HEY, WATCH where ya WALKIN' FOUR-EYES!'

"Separate checks please."

"I'm, like, really really upset about the, like, current situation in the Middle East...."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Two vegans, please."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Countervailing Clichés.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Non-Power Breakfast

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Coffee shop

Pull an all-nighter?

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."