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Man on sidewalk cafe having coffee, it's raining and he's sitting on the table under the umbrella.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Welcome Spring.

Sausages.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Ode to a Grill

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"You like yours well done, right?"

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'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"Who like 'em well done?"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'Propane ran out.'

Dog waits for barbecue.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Man roasting steaks on the grill

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'