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'Didn't I tell you we'd be eating fish tonight? Doug's fish fry delivers!'

'You can't beat alfresco.'

"Geoff, be a dear and get me the pizza cutter and some napkins."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'A cheeky red?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Holiday Supplies

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

The Martini is invented.

Prosecco Peacock

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'New Barbeque.'

Bull charging a fisherman

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Man roasting steaks on the grill

Rabbits picknick

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'