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What do you mean by "Surgical Bombing"?

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Holiday Supplies

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

The Martini is invented.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Prosecco Peacock

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

The Camp, Pt. 1

'New Barbeque.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"And what would you like to regret later?"

'How's the curry?'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Rabbits picknick

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

"Yes I know I ordered fresh crab but..."

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'