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Medusa, woman with snakes in hair, tells friend that 'Nausea is the other side effect' while drinking at outdoor cafe

"Finally we can sit outside and not have to worry about all that cigarette smoke!"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Welcome Spring.

Hats and Food

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Holiday Supplies

Office Park

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Man roasting steaks on the grill

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

"This is a terrible table!"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

'I thought we were going to dine with Al Frasco!'

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

"Who ordered the fresh honey?"

'It was your bright idea to eat out!'

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"Some things in life you can never mention...like how mom's better at grilling than dad."

"You all here? Sonny Primero? Big Guiseppe? Carmine? Al Fresco? Wait, where's Al Fresco?" "He's outside."