Outdoor Cafe Lover Gifts

It's up there again, isn't it. Maybe we should speak in captions.

Medusa, woman with snakes in hair, tells friend that 'Nausea is the other side effect' while drinking at outdoor cafe

"Finally we can sit outside and not have to worry about all that cigarette smoke!"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Welcome Spring.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Hats and Food

Holiday Supplies

Office Park

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Man roasting steaks on the grill

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

"This is a terrible table!"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

'It was your bright idea to eat out!'

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

'I thought we were going to dine with Al Frasco!'

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

"Who ordered the fresh honey?"

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

"He likes his bones smoked."