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Duffy's Coffee Warehouse: Ground Breaking Ceremony Monday

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Important Food Groups

You've Had Enough!

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

American style Greek cafe.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Decapitated coffee.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

How About Serving Us For a Change

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Body by Jake

Kitty's Coffee Shop

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

The Coffee Tattoo