Office Reopening Mugs

"Tom has had a few problems getting back into the office routine after such a long time in lockdown."

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"Tim hasn't felt comfortable coming back into the office but he has sent some of his thoughts."

Relax... nothing can get us up here.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Lumbar support animal

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!