New Office Opening Mugs

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

Modular Offices

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I come here for the pepper."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Ghostbasters 3

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Hanging out your shingle

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

"Well, marge. I made it. I got that window office I always wanted!!"

'Or if that's too expensive, why don't you bring yours in for a nice paint job?'

'Haven't you something a little more of an OLDER vintage?'

Devil's Kitchen - "This soup is cold!"