Office Reopening Anniversary Mugs

New Post-COVID Reduced Timber Boardroom Table.

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"I'm going in."

Modular Offices

'And as my chart clearly shows, I haven't got a clue what I'm talking about.'

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

"I've worked for the company for 40 years..."

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

"I'm a big believer in micromanagement."

While you were out...

"Do you want the Boss or someone who knows what they are talking about."

'Charles! Just the man I want to see. Could you pass me my coffee?'

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'

"Johnson, I need you to stop hanging around and gossiping at the sanitizer station."