Office Reopening Anniversary Gifts

New Post-COVID Reduced Timber Boardroom Table.

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

Modular Offices

"I'm going in."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

'And as my chart clearly shows, I haven't got a clue what I'm talking about.'

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

"I've worked for the company for 40 years..."

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"I remember when this was all offices."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

While you were out...

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

'It's the first dollar earned and the only one, I might say, that hasn't been working for me!'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"I'm a big believer in micromanagement."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Do you want the Boss or someone who knows what they are talking about."

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'

Secretary