Office Anniversary Gifts

"Shall I file it or do you want to find it again?"

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

A New Role For Desk Organizers.

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

'Send it back to committee - oh, this is committee.'

'I'm moving you into this office because it overlooks the unemployment office. I thought you could use the motivation.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

A plant makes chaulk tallies on an office wall

'Oh Joy! Someone just spoke to me! In words!'

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"Our strategy was RIGHT, it was just that the rest of the universe didn't fit in!"

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

"Do you want the Boss or someone who knows what they are talking about."

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Each of us has a preference for working from an emotional or a thinking perspective.

"Laugh if you want, but you weren't around for the great water cooler disaster of '98."

'A nice feature of this office, the view from that window won't distract you from your work.'

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

Secretary

"I really like that picture. You got my good side."

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"I suppose we could just ask her what she does around here...but I'm rather enjoying the mystery."

"Most everyone here tries to steer clear of Bob. He's got a real mercurial personality."

"I'm going in."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"He must be new here!"

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

The Hidden World of Desks

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"I don't love the new standing desks."