Bar Reopening Pillows

"This is fun."

Shaken not stirred

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Body by Jake

The Reaper's Arms

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

You have had enough

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'

Ostrich Bar

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"