Opening A Bar Pillows

"Our organic booze is doing well."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"This is our soft opening."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Shaken not stirred

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Garlic Free Zone.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Cooking'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

American style Greek cafe.

Local food for local consumption

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."